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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2024-04-09 21:03:57

At the hospital ER today some angry dude walked out of the waiting room and up to the nurse at the triage desk:
“I've been here for 25 minutes! How long is this going to take? ____ is not feeling any better!!”.
The nurse, who was very nicely helping us check in, and had helped the dozen or so others there, turned off the smile and just looked at him... dead pan stare… and said.
"Yes?”
Angry-dude said some other stuff, then turned around and went back to the w…

Angry Watch Out GIF by BrownSugarApp
@codinghorror@infosec.exchange
2024-02-17 03:40:33

One weird trick that apparently I do a lot, because I've been told this many times: I don't answer the question you asked, I answer the better question you didn't ask. You're welcome, by the way. It was my honor.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2024-03-24 20:37:58

Black Book is an interesting #game. It's a kind of crossover between an RPG game, an adventure game and a card game (first one I've ever played). It's kinda fun, but more importantly, it's deeply immersed in eastern Slavic folklore.
One thing makes me wonder. Life in XIX. century must have been hard. People needed to work a lot just to survive. On top of that, they clearly had a very complex system of superstitions. I would find it hard to remember it all, let alone watch yourself at every turn not to anger some spirit…

@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2024-03-21 07:18:14

I've never been to #Europapark on regular opening days, but I think it already looks very chic at #CloudFest!

A vivid outdoor scene with a turquoise pool, red and white striped installations forming an arch over the water, and a fountain. In the background, people sit at a cafe terrace adjacent to elegant pink buildings framed by trees. Looks like in Italy.
An ornately decorated room with a traditional aesthetic, featuring tiled floors, a large fireplace, assorted framed artwork on the walls, a heavy wood door, and a chandelier. The space includes a balcony level, red upholstered chairs, and religious imagery. Looks like in a monastery.
A person walking a dog in a park on a sunny day with trees around and a traditional building in the background. Background looks like a german castle
Outdoor seating area with people dining near a marina, flanked by buildings with signage "Bell Rock" and "Captain's Finest Restaurant," large anchor sculpture in the foreground.
@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-15 12:55:46

Google Pushes Unpopular Chrome Update
"After an update in June this year, a feature called the WebRequest API will be removed, and the adblockers and tracker blockers that depend on this feature will stop working. Since the business model of Google is to track your online activity and then show you personalised ads, it is not difficult to see why this feature is removed.
(...) they are forcing the same update on all Chromium browsers as well."

Chromium Manifest V3 Explained for Toddlers - Lemmy
Most people still haven’t heard of Manifest V3, so if you are one of those not using Firefox, this is for you. — If you’ve been on YouTube or Reddit August last year, you might’ve seen this screen yourself, or a screenshot of someone else getting it. This of course, I am talking about the infamous YouTube ad blocker blocker popup, discussion exploded on Reddit mostly consisting of people complaining about ads, as well as an angry mob storming r/memes, turning it into a Firefox propagand…

@player_03@peoplemaking.games
2024-04-22 02:42:36

#WordWeavers April 21: If your MC's main skill evaporated, would they survive the story?
Yes.
But that's not the most interesting answer, so let's tweak the question.
Child: Hey Dad, I've been thinking. You know how we're gonna trick the Angel to get home?
Duplicator: Sure. What's up?
Child: I just, what if you didn't have your duplicates? Wouldn'…